** 1/2 out of 5
103 minutes
Rated PG for action/peril and some thematic elements
Walt Disney Pictures
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If you want to be “whelmed” by a movie, just go see
Frozen II. It pains me to not speak highly of the sequel to such a classic. Six years ago,
Frozen cemented Disney Animation Studios as more than just Pixar-lite. But with
Frozen II, not all that glitters is gold.
The entire voice cast (Idina Menzel, Kristen Bell, Jonathan Groff,
and Josh Gad), directors Chris Buck and Jennifer Lee — Lee also
single-handedly wrote the screenplay again — may have returned, yet
Frozen II
falls prey to a Disney sequelitis cash cow. And just because it manages
to squeeze out an ear worm — “Into the Unknown” — one good song is not
enough.
We start with a flashback where young Anna and Elsa are being told a
bedtime story by their father, Agnarr (voiced by Alfred Molina). He
tells the girls that once upon a time there was a fight between Arendale
and the tribe of Northuldra after a dam was built as part of a peace
treaty. This enrages the spirits of earth, fire, air, and water causing a
wall to encase the forest and their father barely escaped, but not
without the help of an unknown savior.
Elsa is hearing strange callings and has to follow them,
unintentionally awakening the elemental spirits, forcing Arendale to
evacuate. Now, Elsa, Anna, Kristoff, Olaf, and Sven are off to find out
how to save Arendale after the troll leader, Grand Pabbie (voiced by
Ciarán Hinds), says that he sees no future for Arendale. Once again,
Elsa winds up taking off on her own, leaving Anna behind to fend for
herself while (film) history repeats itself.
After listening to the new Kristen Anderson-Lopez/Robert Lopez
collection, I thought to myself, “This… is not great.” Hoping maybe the
songs would be better in context, I wanted to give it the benefit of the
doubt. But no, these are the laziest, most unmemorable Disney songs in
ages. Even Kristoff’s big ’80s power ballad should have left me rolling
on the floor, but instead lands with an eye-rolling thud.
Unfortunately, all we get is a film that goes through the motions
while heavily lacking any kind of emotion. Start with a plot where all
the loose ends get tied up exactly as the opening scene implies they
would, add a pinch of one new cute critter destined to sell toys, wrap
it up with cloyingly unmemorable expository singalongs, and it’s clear
that money is the only reason this film exists.
There was no need for
Frozen II and it never earns its existence. Most fans obviously won’t care, but I do. The first
Frozen finally put the final smash on Disney’s glass ceiling — and caused my wife and I to bond with new friends — but
Frozen II
is a super odd mix of too adult for some youngsters — no matter how
hard Olaf (voiced by Josh Gad) tries to annoy us — and too clichéd and
lazy for adults.
It also ends with what I’m sure Buck and Lee are hoping to be some
kind of cliffhanger, but leaves you scratching your head instead. All
Frozen II
really manages to do is show how unnecessary sequels can be and in this
case, they should have left well enough alone. One sequel was one too
many and it’s time to let it go. I know the box office will make sure a
third film happens, let’s just hope they can learn from this and figure
out a better way to keep the next venture from being so middling.