“Phantasm: Remastered”: *** 1/2 out of 5
Video: **** 1/2
Audio: **** 1/2
Extras: *** 1/2
“Phantasm: Ravager”: **
Video: ****
Audio: ****
Extras: ***
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If there’s one genre where the law of diminishing returns is most
evident, it’s horror. After a horror film becomes a success, it’s rarely
followed up with worthy sequels. Horror fans may love their favorite
franchises, but you have to admit there are some sequels that should
never have happened. In the case of Don Coscarelli’s
Phantasm series, it’s an even rarer case of the original director clinging to each sequel for better and worse.
Coscarelli is the very definition of cult following. I never watched the
Phantasm
movies growing up — the original came out the year before I was even
born — but I was always attracted to the idea of Coscarelli’s deadly
flying orbs, and Angus Scrimm’s iconic Tall Man is something every
horror fan recognizes.
I may have shown up late to the party in discovering Coscarelli’s
genre-bending shenanigans, but with Well Go USA releasing both
Phantasm: Remastered and the newest entry,
Phantasm: Ravager,
together, I can’t say it was worth the wait. The original at least
holds up as an example of low-budget filmmaking done right, but
Coscarelli has handed the reigns of
Ravager to first time live-action director David Hartman and the results are disastrous.
Ravager is meant as a fond farewell, and a farewell is clearly all that’s left for the films if this is the best they can do.
The original
Phantasm introduces us to the series’ teenage
hero, Mike (A. Michael Baldwin). He’s been creeping around Morningside
cemetery after his older brother Jody’s (Bill Thornbury) friend has been
killed. Soon enough, Mike and Jody, and Mike’s guitar-wielding ice
cream man best friend Reggie (Reggie Bannister), are fighting for their
lives to discover the Tall Man’s evil plot involving resurrected bodies
and evil dwarfs.
In
Ravager, we catch up with Reggie (still played by
Bannister) as he suffers from delusions that he can’t quite figure out
whether they’re real or not. He keeps flashing back and forth between a
ravaged universe overrun by the Tall Man and his spheres and the
sanctity of being locked up in a mental hospital where he’s continually
visited by Mike (Baldwin again), who finally let’s Reggie in on a secret
as Reggie’s two existences collide into one with the sake of humanity
at stake.
Well Go USA delivers both
Remastered and
Ravager on 25GB discs and they both look pretty exceptional. The ironic part of this being that
Remastered
has been given a full 4K restoration courtesy of J.J. Abrams’ Bad
Robots facilities. Abrams is a huge fan of Coscarelli’s films and gave
him full access to their equipment after seeing a partial 4K print at
the annual Butt-Numb-A-Thon in Austin. Both come in frame-filling 1.78:1
aspect ratios.
Remastered shows just how good a low-budget horror film can
look with the right amount of care. Colors are completely natural with
bloods having the appropriate bright red they deserve. Blacks are nice
and inky with crush never an issue and shadow detail probably better
than it’s ever been. Grain is always present with noise never seeping
into the nighttime sequences. Detail is always spot on.
As for
Ravager, it was clearly filmed digitally and shows in
every scene. It’s a startling difference when jumping from one cinematic
format to the other.
Remastered looks fully organic and theatrical while
Ravager
never looks more than being filmed for home video. Detail is extra
clear, but when it comes to colors, there are lots of sequences full of
banding and bleeding reds that make the film look downright garish.
Noise is evident in a few sequences, with crush never overwhelming
thanks to the oversaturated reds.
Ravager was made for home video and it looks it every second.
Both films come equipped with 5.1 DTS-HD Master Audio tracks and
sound every bit as good as they look. Dialogue is always clean and
prioritized with surrounds and directionality helping lend some extra
creepiness as the Tall Man’s spheres whiz about the soundstage. Bass
comes in handy in a few sequences while the sound effects and music
never engulf the cheesy dialogue. Both feature the same additional audio
tracks and only contain English subtitles: 2.0 Stereo or Mono.
Remastered and
Ravager contain nearly identical special features.
Remastered kicks things off with a “
Graveyard Carz
Episode” (11:24) as host Mark Worman gets pumped up to meet two of his
horror idols (Coscarelli and Baldwin) to unveil his work on rebuilding
the series’ Barracuda car. “Interviews from 1979 with Don Coscarelli and
Angus Scrimm” (27:58) include two clips from an old TV show where they
discuss the film’s inspirations, budget, costumes, and sets. The most
fun part watching Scrimm explain the film’s synopsis in character as his
beloved Tall Man.
“Deleted Scenes” include: “Bank Scene” (1:14), “Casket Room” (1:45),
“Ice Cream Scene” (4:28), “Jody Visits Mike” (0:59), “Tall Man Fire
Extinguisher” (1:39), and “Tall Man Smile” (0:17). None of them really
add much to the film, if anything it just shows how much more odd it
could have been. Two trailers are included: “1979
Phantasm Trailer” (2:13) and “
Remastered
Trailer” (1:56). An “Audio Commentary” features Coscarelli, Baldwin,
Scrimm, and Thornbury together, waxing nostalgic on the production.
Ravager contains “Behind the Scenes” (5:24) which shows how
excited Coscarelli was to resurrect the series, with some fun clips of
him and Scrimm revisiting locations used in the original film. It’s
great to see Scrimm going back to where it all started, especially since
he passed last January — yes, another unfortunate 2016 celebrity death
to add to the list. Three “Deleted Scenes” include rough cuts of the
following: “Giant Dwarf” (3:47), “Escape From Dawn’s Cabin” (2:24), and
“Cuda vs. Sphere” (1:42). Again, none of them add anything to the final
cut, but it was fun to learn that Derek Mears (Jason Vorhees from the
2009 reboot) was the “Giant.”
“Phuntasm: Bloopers & Outtakes” (8:40) is an excruciatingly long
exercise in tedium. Most blooper reels are never funny, now imagine that
for nearly 10 minutes. The “Trailer” (1:46) and an audio commentary
with
Ravager director Hartman and Coscarelli (who served as co-writer/producer) rounds things out.
Remastered and
Ravager both contain preloaded trailers for additional Well Go USA titles:
Train to Busan,
The Wailing (both exceptional horror features),
Kill Zombie! (this one being a head scratcher as it was released on Blu-ray two and a half years ago).
Whether I was late to the party, or simply missed the boat, Coscarelli’s
Phantasm series is simply just not for me. It does have its share of fans — most evident in that Scream Factory released
Phantasm II all the way back in March 2013 — but there’s not much here to entice
horror fans who have yet to discover the films. It’s never as outrageous
as Coscarelli thinks it is, and the humor is far too wacky and weird,
clashing with the deadly serious antics of the Tall Man and his killer
orbs and dwarfs.
While the original film works way better than the
thankfully final chapter, at least Coscarelli fans have a definitive
presentation they can fall back on when trying to convince friends they
need to check out this “far out” horror film. Featuring great video and
audio, but saddled with throwaway special features — it would have been
cool to have Abrams brought in to discuss the film, possibly shedding
some light on his adoration — both
Phantasm: Remastered and
Phantasm: Ravager are Blu-rays that fans will be very happy to finally have in their collections.